I tried, really I did.

But the Wog refused to show me his eyes.

First he said “Uh uh.”

Then he tried to trick me and said

“I think I hear your momma calling.”

Then he told me “You can’t make me!”

And finally, he’d really had enough.

He stuck out his tongue at me

and said “Here’s your stinkin’ photo!”

Maybe next week His Googliness will allow

us to get a peek at his peculiar peepers.  ;)